3. wasthatabear: LMFAO SKDJFSDF

    wasthatabear:

    LMFAO SKDJFSDF

  4. A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.

    • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
    • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
    • Doctor: Denise.
    • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
    • Doctor: Denephew.
  6. fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: Submitted by dotheerawr

    fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

    Submitted by dotheerawr

  8. itgirldarcy: SWAGGING LIKE A BOSS!

    itgirldarcy:

    SWAGGING LIKE A BOSS!

  12. wesharethesameskies-: whoever made this should be proud.

    wesharethesameskies-:

    whoever made this should be proud.

  13. REBLOG IF YOU ARE ONLINE AND YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK .

  14. i can’t wait to get married

    biancatoodown:

    i’m gonna walk down the aisle like

    and i’ll be all like

    my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like

    we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like

    then we’re gonna go to the reception and party

    then go to our hotel room and bang

    then live happily every after

    but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr

    LMAO at the GIFS!

    OMG FUKKIN GENIUS!!!

About me

Yo It's Ember Or Monika Depends on who you're talking to and on what day.

I follow Back! :3

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